And that’s why you gotta love Adam Levine. 

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

presidentme:

Bill Nye the PARTY guy

MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

bacconwizard:

slenclerman:

Spaghettihos u rope

thebergeronprocess:

bruinsofaces:

The funniest NHL commercial

i miss this commercial

OVECHKIN!!!

Remember these things when you’re sad:

1. Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
2. Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
3. Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
4. Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
5. Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
6. Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
7. And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag

askthesassyangelcastiel:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

hepickedtherighttie:

napkindicks:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

I think they want us to pick up where they left off

dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days

why do we always end up here

thesassylorax:

occultopuss:

I’m laughing so hard omfg

Perfect.

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!