Hey what's up, you from outta town?

you know what’d be better than a zombie apocalypse?

a Zamboni apocalypse

imagine how clean everything would be

greatest gif ever made

You know you’re out of shape when the last gym you visited had pokemon in it.

Something was in his eye. The eye of the tiger.

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—	Don Orsillo on David Ortiz (via baseballqueen)

WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?!?!?

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.